Ask Izaya Orihara!

[Izaya Orihara]

I don't need to control everything. I influence it enough to get the results I want. I won't fall~ After all, I'm not human.

You say that... yet if you go against them or try to stop their actions, you've already involved yourself. Wanting to protect your bookstore, to stop their actions, you've already started to play their game. Good luck~

[Lin Yamada]

Pray tell what exactly you are then if you aren't human.

Just like how you don't control everything, I don't try to stop forces that rise from the underworld. I merely make adjustments that will benefit the bookstore as best as I can manage. As for the game of the underworld, well, I guess every shop has at least one pair of hands to do the dirty work.

[Izaya Orihara]

I am a god, obviously~ A watcher.

You're so very confident. The underground isn't that forgiving. They don't take well to anyone getting in their way. Humans always fall when they have too much confidence. You claim to know exactly what you're doing, but in reality... you don't. Doing anything that gets in their way automatically lands you on the black-list. Good luck. The moment you get in their way you'll be eliminated.

[Lin Yamada]

I've heard of people claiming to have God speak through them, but never someone who claims to be a god.

I'd only land myself on the black list if I stopped them head on. However I have no intention of protecting a person who's dug themselves in too deep. I don't think my fellow employees would mind leaving someone out for the wolves if they stray too far.

[Mairu Orihara]

Iza-nii, I'm bored. Can you buy me a flick blade, just like yours ~?

[Izaya Orihara]

...You don't need one, Mairu. For the sake of my poor human, you really don't.

[Mairu Orihara]

But Iza-nii... They look like so much fun ~ I promise I won't kill anyone with it. Unless they know the where-abouts of Yuuhei-San and won't tell me.... No, not even. So, pleaaaaase?

[Izaya Orihara]

You don't need one, Mairu. We both know you're perfectly capable of taking someone out with just your legs and arms.

...Besides, you won't ever need a weapon like that. Because I'll be the one to cut first if anyone comes near you or your sister.

[Mairu Orihara]

Saa ~ You have a point. -mummbles.- Then give me something fun to play with. ¢¾

Aw ~ So protective, Iza-nii.

[Izaya Orihara]

"Fun" to play with? *smirks* Why don't you go play with Aoba? Maybe break a few of his bones. That would be a lot of fun.

Of course. Isn't that my job~?

[Mairu Orihara]

Hm, that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea to me.

[Izaya Orihara]

Good. Go have fun with that then. Remember~ Pictures.

[Mairu Orihara]

-snickers.- Will do ~ -clasping her hands together, the brunette grinned at her brother.- Can I borrow your knife for this? It would make the pictures even more amazing. <3

[Makoto Mariyama]

E-Excuse me, I heard that you're an informant, and... I was wondering if you have any information on someone... N-No! I mean, I'm not a stalker or anything!! I-I- I'm just someone! Uhhh, someone who just wants to know more about another person a-and---!!

*flustered expression, red cheeks*

---I-I just w-want to k-know m-more about s-someone...

*gulps*

I-I-I want to know about... *takes a deep breath* ...K-K-K-K-Kyo... K-Kyohei... K-Kadota.

I-I was wondering if h-he l-l-l-likes... s-some--- *red face until the ears, can't do it*

sushi!! Iwaswonderingifhelikestoeatrussiansushi?!?!

*has given up already*

[Izaya Orihara]

@ Mairu - ...Give up while you're ahead, imouto-chan. You're not getting a knife. Besides, using your hands will make it much more satisfying.

@ Makoto - Information on Dotachin? That's something I've never been asked before~ I don't know if I should give information like that away. After all, he is an acquaintance. It'd be rude to talk about him behind his back. -chuckles- Are you sure you're not a stalker? You seem nervous.