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Post by Izaya Orihara on Aug 17, 2011 11:49:59 GMT -5
Ask Izaya Orihara...It seems that jobs recently are rather... lacking. It's unfortunate, but one must carry on. Instead, I will amuse myself here, with this. I really would love to hear all the questions by precious humans have for me, so feel free to ask me anything.
Will I answer honestly?
I suppose that's for you to decide. But I like to think I'm always honest~
Still, I don't always give out information for free like this, so you should all take advantage of it. I'll answer everyone's questions as quickly as possible. Except for Shizu-chan. Though I doubt he's competent enough to figure this out in the first place.
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Post by Shizuo // Kururi on Aug 17, 2011 11:56:41 GMT -5
Oi. When're ya gonna give my dog back? B| I told you I don't want him groomed or perfumed or whatever the hell you're doing to him.
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Post by Izaya Orihara on Aug 17, 2011 11:59:33 GMT -5
Oh, so first up it's Shizu-chan? That's a pity. I was hoping to get an intelligent question... *sigh*
You can have your dog back at any time. I thought you were smart enough to know that you could take your dog back at any time. I don't see why you're so upset. All I did was take care of him. You neglected his personal care for too long and his hair was starting to look ratty and disgusting~ He looks like a dog again now. You should thank me~
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Post by Shizuo // Kururi on Aug 17, 2011 12:01:26 GMT -5
... He looks like a woman's dog. I hate you.
Stop stealing my dog.
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Post by Izaya Orihara on Aug 17, 2011 12:07:45 GMT -5
I didn't steal your dog, Shizu-chan. You brought him to my apartment. He was getting his fur all over everything. And if I recall, it was you who took him to the groomer. Not me.
Besides, a woman's dog suites you.
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Post by Lin Yamada on Aug 17, 2011 13:01:50 GMT -5
What are you doing with my manager? He looks really worried, depressed, and almost suicidal.
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Post by Izaya Orihara on Aug 17, 2011 13:11:44 GMT -5
Bookstore-san? Ah, nothing of importance. Just reminding him of something that he might have forgotten. I was a messenger, nothing more.
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Post by Lin Yamada on Aug 17, 2011 13:29:15 GMT -5
He's not involved with loan sharks is he? I warned him about getting money from them.
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Post by Izaya Orihara on Aug 17, 2011 13:37:06 GMT -5
That information is classified~ I can only give out certain information for free. If you want to know that, you have to pay.
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Post by Lin Yamada on Aug 17, 2011 13:42:02 GMT -5
*facepalm* How much debt is he in?
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Post by Izaya Orihara on Aug 17, 2011 14:01:45 GMT -5
Again, classified. I'm an informant, Lin-san. I offered free information, but certain topics are still privileged. Are you offering anything?
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Post by Lin Yamada on Aug 17, 2011 14:02:39 GMT -5
Depends on what you're taking.
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Post by Izaya Orihara on Aug 17, 2011 14:05:36 GMT -5
What do you think I'd want? I'm an informant, not some sort of common gangster or pimp. I offer a service, just like a store does. My information is just like the bread and eggs you buy for breakfast.
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Post by Lin Yamada on Aug 17, 2011 14:14:34 GMT -5
Name your price. Each person will take a different sort of payment in different amounts.
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Post by Izaya Orihara on Aug 17, 2011 15:30:03 GMT -5
Information on a place where you work, mm? There is a lot of information to give, but only so much I'm willing to talk about... But it's good to know. It could save a life. Four-thousand yen.
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